Novels


I write my own novels and stories too.

Storytelling is what I am about, and I’ve been fortunate to have a few of my own stories (fictional and non) published.

Novels:

Practical Applications for Multiverse Theory — with Nick Scott

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“A fun, imaginative, you-never-know-what’s-going-to-happen-next high school adventure.”― Kim Bongiorno, New York Times best-selling co-author, I Just Want To Pee Alone

“For fans of the classic science fiction and comedy genres — Practical Applications is The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy meets Red Dwarf.” — Anthony Bowling, comedian and voice actor

Carson High School seniors Scott and Davey don’t have much common ground―that is, until all universes begin collapsing into their school. Soon, the avowed loner and the mean-girl cheerleader realize that something is very wrong, and they’re the only two who are aware of what’s happening. Demon versions of their teachers roam the halls, a cowboy sloth appears sporadically, and some students randomly burst into flames, while angry interdimensional counterparts of other students destroy everything in sight.

Now it’s up to two seniors from opposite sides of the social spectrum to defeat this scourge and save not only their high school but also the world. Armed with little more than school supplies and Scott’s trusty copy of The NEW Multiverse Theory, can these unlikely heroes put their differences aside and stop the total chaos? If they can’t, the end of the world may just be beginning.

 

Short Stories:

Blood Moon: Strange Stories for Strange Times — Various Authors

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This is what happens when you ask all of your friends if they want to “write a strange fiction short story” for an anthology you are putting together. You get time travel, biological clowns, motorcycle mutants and Spider-guts! Enjoy – with a night light.

 

You Have Lipstick On Your Teeth — Various Authors

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Thank God for girlfriends and shared visits to powder rooms!
Now we’re taking it to the next level with an anthology of original short stories from some of the wittiest women writers we know—stories they would only tell their closest friends, most likely from within the haven of a ladies’ room. Inside you’ll find 39 (mostly) true tales by women, for women, about being women—bodily changes, relationships, careers, motherhood, aging, illness, and more—written with the humor and grit that proudly sets In The Powder Room apart.
But be forewarned: we’re holding nothing back. We’re revealing our deep dark secrets—because it’s through our most vulnerable and honest moments that we forge the strongest connections and discover we aren’t so alone after all.
You have a gimpy boob? Me too. You think glitter is the herpes of the craft world? Me too! You got your fishnet-clad leg stuck to your head on stage in front of thousands of people? Wait…what? OMG. Tell me everything!
We are your friends, sisters, mothers, and daughters. Regardless of what life has dished up for you, chances are, we’ve been there and we can relate. We’ll help you laugh it off, or hold your hand until you’re ready to laugh again.
And we promise: we’ll always tell you when you have lipstick on your teeth.